CORONA is not a laughing matter – The lighter side – 21

CORONA is not a laughing matter – The lighter side – 21

The second phase of the lockdown ended yesterday on May 3 and the third phase has started and will remain till May 17. It seems that it will remain so, with necessary relaxations and cautions, in the months to come. It is a matter of gratification that the authorities are doing well in the fight against the virus in spite of difficulties of under-development, ignorance, lack of resources and

A compliment to Baba for his Yoga tips in the lockdown

almost non-existence of ‘social security regimes’. Our constitutional arrangements the federal system, have stood the test of time, by and large. In the aftermath of the pandemic, people will get more disciplined and responsible, I believe, which will be beneficial to strengthen our democratic edifice. But we need to alert. The coming months, as we gradually come on the rails, would be crucial to revive the economy and economic and social well-being of the society. It is a huge task.

The defense forces saluted the frontline warriors within the borders of the country who are fighting with the invisible enemy. The security forces are fighting the visible enemy on the borders and troubled spots. We need to be alert to defeat the nefarious designs of our enemies across the borders. The nation is upset with the

security developments in J&K in which brave men of both the ‘brass and the boots’ lost their lives. Let us avoid unnecessary hype on these issues and stand by the armed/security forces to deal with the matter.  We are passing through a difficult time.

Coming to the lighter side of the situation, the joke machinery is fully oiled to provide the much needed relief from the resultant side effects of the lockdown, particularly the state of mind and soul of the tipplers in the run up to opening of the Thekas- Alcohol Shops. The famous Santa-Banta joke -

शराब दुकानें खुलेंगी मंदिर बंद रहेंगे...मंदिर मज़्ज़िद, बैर कराते
मेल कराती मधुशाला। हरिवंशराय बच्चन
चरितार्थ किया सरकारने

The tipplers are happy to see te situation in a lighter vein and are proud that their contribution to address the financial

Jai Ho

difficulties of the state governments is not insignificant:

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सभी मुख्यमंत्रीयो ने केन्द्र सरकार से शराब के ठेके खोलने की इजाजत मांगी है क्योंकि प्रदेशों के पास अपने सरकारी कर्मचारियों को वेतन देने के पैसे नहीं है

शराबियों के लिए यह गर्व की बात है कि प्रदेश के सरकारी कर्मचारियों का वेतन का भुगतान उनके द्वारा शराब पर खर्च किए गए पैसों से होता है

लेकिन शराबियों ने कभी घमंड नहीं किया नमन है ऐसे देशभक्तो को🙏🙏😀

China  needs to be extra alert after  opening of the Thekas:

चीन को एक से बढ़कर एक गालियाँ देने वाला एक बड़ा जन समूह अभी शांत बैठा है...
जो दारु की दुकानें खुलने के बाद एक्टिव होगा !

Hum Honge Kamyab in defeating the deadly virus laughingly. In conclude with an Urdu couplet:

Nasha Pila Kar Girana to Sab Ko Atta Hai;

Maja To Tab Hai Ki Girton Ke Tham Le Saki.